I know that people tend to exaggerate sometimes. But I have seen you skating on the Lyon video and I liked it! Go Lola! And I also know the challenge doing even the stuff which is the most basic to the good skaters. I am not a good´ramp skater myself but 99.9 % of the time I had a good time with other vert roller skaters. They are a very nice bunch and they appreciate it when there are fresh people trying this crazy stuff (even more so when those fresh people are girls).
And please don't kill Isra. There are already way too few roller skaters! ;-)