|: : An Australian, a Kiwi and a South African are in a bar one night having a beer.
: : All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the air,pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. "In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice," he says.
: : The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
: : "Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says.
: : The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws His glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and the Kiwi.
: : He turns to the astonished barman and says, "In Strailya mate, we have so many bloody South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
: nice 1 mr b.
: this aussie is back in town, been camping up the river for a week over easter, survived a bushfire and a truck stack.
: now im ready to roll.
: by the way, happy easter everyone.
: cheers h.
Good one, B.
Happy Easter, this one's from those folks from LA. Enjoy the peep show!